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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 01:02

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What made you stop being an addict?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”